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[17 Dec 08\4:52pm] |
I've decided that mistletoe should be a constant part of the castle decor. Now I'm sure that many of you would disagree, but hear me out for a moment. Mistletoe leads to kissing which can often lead to shagging and, when done right, shagging creates endorphines which causes people to be happy. Now, wouldn't it be great if everyone around here was all sexed up and happy, especially around the holidays?
I say we speak to the professors. I need some sex.
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[20 Nov 08\7:23pm] |
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Michael T. Corner does not do chores.
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[10 Nov 08\8:32pm] |
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I know everyone is talking about this House Elf rubbish, but honestly, what the bloody hell is going on? I'm rubbing out of clean boxers and I'm not really about to start re-wearing the dirty ones. Going commando isn't a problem with me, but I'm really not fond of doing it all the time. And the whole food thing? I'm already sick of this fucking soup and bread shite and it hasn't even been two days. Where's the roast beef? If these keeps up, I say us students strike. We can't be expected to work on these meager meals.
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